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After rewatching the episode of Grey's Anatomy where the guy has that hysterical pregnancy tumor, I was reminded that Seattle Grace Hospital has an "Annual banquet" with "highlight reels." Given how wonky the timeline is on that show and that Shonda insists that S1-S3 are supposed to be one full year, can you imagine what that highlight reel would look like? And wouldn't it be awesome if the gossips at the nurses station were put in charge of it and someone like Sydney had to narrate? Because I think it would go something like this:
Here we have Bailey starting the year off right by yelling at her interns for bitching and moaning in the tunnels.

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Here's Dr. McDreamy making out with Meredith in an elevator for the first time (and sober!)

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Oh, right, this is when they found the towel Dr. Burke left in someone's chest some years ago.

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And, this is when George punched Alex for giving him the Syph.

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Here everyone's reactions at the news that Derek was married. (Thanks, Joe for sending that in!)

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There's George performing heart surgery in an elevator.

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And here's Kyle Chandler getting all blown up! (Such a shame, he was so cute.)

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There's Izzie Stevens cutting the LVAT wire, silly goose.

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Of course, there was Prom (complete with the cliched Prom!sex to go with it)

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Ooooh, there are the panties that Dr Montgomery-then-Shepherd posted on the bulletin board.

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Then there was Derek demanding a whole city in the divorce settlement with Addison.

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And look, there's Cristina running off to tell the Chief all about Burke and his Tremorgate!

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Here's George yelling at the Chief and Bailey for killing his dad...

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And finally, this is when Meredith almost drowned in the Puget Sound and was abandoned by the creepy child of the Corn!

Aaaaand scene.
(Credit to Stripedwall.com and dj_capslock)
And to end, a funny fanfic rec devoted to Patrick Dempsey's hair